"Things that people do that are wrong"

Time to talk about those things that bother me the most...majority of people would call them pet peeves, I'm going to call them "things that people do that are wrong" (please note that I am a very sarcastic person-as in the comments after each "wrong doing" is sarcastic)...these are in no particular order...

1. people who walk on the left side of the sidewalk, i just hope they don't drive that way too...i usually just play chicken with them until they move
2. chewing with your mouth open...i don't want to see your food...you're gross
3. slurping their soup...gross
4. placing dishes on the counter above the EMPTY dishwasher instead of putting them IN the dishwasher...oh wait, i forgot that the dishwasher doors now a days are too heavy to open
5. leaving your dirty pots and pans in the sink FOR DAYSSSS...it's the grossest when water is left in them
6. texting while have a conversation with someone....RUDE
6a. leaving your telephone on the table during a meal...RUDE
6b. using the speaker phone in a public area...i don't care what your friend is telling you!
6c. not being able to be without your phone for a couple hours...if you miss a call, and it was important, they will leave you a message
7. singing a song you don't know the words too...EMBARRASSING
8. leaving the lights on when you aren't in the room...wasteful and expensive
9. leaving your stuff all over the common area/living room etc. just put it in your area
10. changing the station in the car without asking
11. not taking out the trash WHEN IT IS OVERFLOWING...gross
12. the clinking on the plates when eating...annoying
13. uggs with shorts or mini skirts...if it is warm enough for shorts or short skirts, wear flip flops, NOT UGGS...and if your feet are that cold in the warm weather, go get it checked out...and i think uggs makes flip flops...so if you love your uggs that much just get their flip flops
14. people who take up two parking spots...RUDE
15. popcorn in movies...just annoying to listen to the chewing
16. fake accents...stop

I think I should stop now, because the more I look at this list, the more I realize I probably need some help...or everyone else does. I'll go with the second one...about to go write my "Book of Etiquette" novel now :D